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By Craig Ferguson

ISBN-10: 0061719544

ISBN-13: 9780061719547

In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson gives you a relocating and achingly humorous memoir of residing the yank dream as he trips from the suggest streets of Glasgow, Scotland, to the comedic promised land of Hollywood. alongside the way in which he stumbles via numerous makes an attempt to make his mark—as a punk rock musician, a development employee, a bouncer, and, tragically, a latest dancer.

To numb the ache of failure, Ferguson chanced on convenience in medications and alcohol, addictions that at last ended in an aborted suicide try. (He forgot to do it whilst somebody provided him a pitcher of sherry.) yet his tale has a cheerful finishing: in 1993, the washed-up Ferguson washed up within the usa. eventually sober, Ferguson landed a step forward half at the hit sitcom The Drew Carey Show, a hit that at last resulted in his function because the host of CBS's The overdue past due Show. by way of a long way Ferguson's maximum triumph used to be his selection to develop into a U.S. citizen, a milestone he accomplished in early 2008, previous to his command functionality for the president on the White residence Correspondents' organization Dinner. In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson talks a pink, white, and blue streak approximately every little thing our Founding Fathers feared.

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He’s worn thick glasses since he was a teenager, his hair sticks up when he’s thinking, and there is nothing about our planet, our universe, or human relations that doesn’t interest him. If you meet Gunka James and you don’t like him, you’re a dick. Gunka taught mathematics at the high school I would eventually attend, where he started an Astronomy Club for the students who wanted to go on field trips to study the stars. To my knowledge, he never once belted a kid yet had no problem with the unruly teenagers in his charge.

I told him I planned on ribbing the press as much as the politicos, and he seemed relieved. After all, he was already a lame-duck president seen as an election liability by his own party and whose approval rating was lower than many thought possible. Attacking him too hard would be like joining a fight after it was over and claiming victory. I decided to treat the whole thing like the famous incident from World War I when, on Christmas Day of 1917, German and British troops took the day off from killing each other and played soccer in no-man’s-land.

Gunka paid and the salesgirl put my album in a brown paper bag for me. Then we headed off for fish-and-chips. Glasgow has the best fish-and-chip shops I have ever been in, probably due to the enormous influx if Italian immigrants driven from their own country by poverty in the late nineteenth century. Many of them went to America, of course, but for reasons that have never been satisfactorily explained to me, some wound up in Glasgow, serving superlative Italian cuisine much appreciated by the natives.

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